Appetizing Muse

I experimented with a tortilla wrap for lunch today.

First, I cooked some bacon, let it cool and then crumbled it into large pieces. I threw a tortilla on the stove element to warm each side for a minute, and then layered bacon, Capicollo, long slices of olive loaf and mozzarella cheese down the middle. I heated the wrap in the microwave for about thirty seconds, and enjoyed the tidbit with a glass of iced tea and a handful of potato chips.

I was summoned to the telephone no less than eight times as I cooked, assembled and consumed my lunch. It was very annoying, but the calls were legitimate so I grinned and bore it.

However, every time the telephone rang it brought money into my coffers.

I'm not complaining too loudly.